the cat
likes to sleep
on my injured arm
preventing it
from healing
solution one
shut the door
and ignore
the scratching
and crying
solution two
shoot the cat
I dislike closed doors
and don’t own a gun
solution three
open to suggestions
Cat as arm-pillow?
He’ssoft enough but he won’t lie still. Perhaps if I strangle him. . .
that there’s a solution isn’t a solution?
Big… B I G… Dog..!!
That would, I think, lead to other problems. But it’s a thought.
Perhaps the cat knows something about healing that you don’t . . .
Sleep on the cat!
That’s a thought. It would serve him right.
“LOL”
Actually, with proper weight distribution, they can like it and you get the benefits of under-purring.
Of course I’m a small person and my cat is quite large, so there may be a human to cat ratio to consider.
I would never hurt a pussy cat!
Keeping that in mind, I think I’ll forego sleeping on him. But thanks anyway.
(1) This poem is delightful.
(2) Better drugs. Cats just don’t get it.